walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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