road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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