your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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