I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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