john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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