No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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