do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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