so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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