Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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