I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Randomize
