just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
