Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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