i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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