Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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