Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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