it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
