i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I checked into jail on foursquare
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
