we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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