You can't motorboat a personality
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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