Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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