Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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