it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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