If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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