i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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