I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize
