I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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