I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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