I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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