i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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