So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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