I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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