it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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