at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Blow job season was short but glorious.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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