I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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