Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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