Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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