My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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