Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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