Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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