that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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