real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It's Friday. Sex?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
