it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
PANTIES FOUND
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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