Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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