Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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