She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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