awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
whose ass print is on the piano?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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