why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I am available for nakedness
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
