just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
