Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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