The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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