if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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